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12 Aug 2013, 5:42 pm

Fills his swimming pool full of moonshine and skinny dips in it.


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12 Aug 2013, 5:48 pm

Steals candy from senior citizens

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Fills his swimming pool full of moonshine and skinny dips in it.

Woohoo!


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12 Aug 2013, 5:51 pm

Steals toys from little children and throws them into the incinerator.


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12 Aug 2013, 5:54 pm

Sells discount incinerators door to door


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12 Aug 2013, 6:09 pm

Sells magic lamps door to door, and claims to be the genie's roommate.


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29 Sep 2013, 10:09 am

thinks Savannah Smiles is the name of a romance novel


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29 Sep 2013, 10:31 am

Thinks Tagalongs are following him.


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29 Sep 2013, 10:58 am

is the girl scout cookie supplier for the Cookie Monster


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29 Sep 2013, 11:00 am

Ticked Elmo the wrong way.


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29 Sep 2013, 11:01 am

dates the Jolly Green Giant


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29 Sep 2013, 11:03 am

Was roommates with the Big Friendly Giant


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29 Sep 2013, 11:09 am

blushes when she says "Winnie the Pooh"


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29 Sep 2013, 11:13 am

When angry, says "Beetlejuice" three times.


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29 Sep 2013, 11:31 am

lives in a storage unit with 1466 kittens


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29 Sep 2013, 11:34 am

Lives in a storage unit with 500 horses


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29 Sep 2013, 11:40 am

Lives in a wooden shoe with 1,000,000,000 fireflies


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