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WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 37Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Paints black holes all over golf courses to fool other golfers.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Removes all the clubs from other players' ggolf bags. Pours in pancake syrup. Replaces clubs. Watches results. Laughs hysterically. Gets chased around golf course by rather irate golfers. Has no regrets whatsoever. Sylkat
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 77,046Location: UK
Made a pancake without using eggs, flour or milk I don't know how, but it was really nice.
Puts cheese on her waffles.
Likes to play tennis with a snooker ball and vice versa.
Plays golf with a hockey stick and vice versa.
octobertiger Veteran
Joined: 22 Sep 2013Age: 46Gender: MalePosts: 1,949
Writes with a toothbrush
Writes with a fork.
Writes 'four legs good, two legs bad' in the grimy residue she finds on car windscreens.
Spray paints his name on public buildings.
envirozentinel Forum Moderator
Joined: 16 Sep 2012Gender: MalePosts: 17,031Location: Keshron, Super-Zakhyria
Thought she could find a piano tuner at the local aquarium.
Eats cake with a tuning fork.
Stole Stephen Hawking's theory of time travel and sold it to the gypsies.
Travels via Black Hole
Sailed round the world on a piece of toast.
Attached a piece of toast to a satnav.