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WitchsCat
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29 Sep 2013, 5:35 pm

Paints black holes all over golf courses to fool other golfers.


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29 Sep 2013, 7:04 pm

Removes all the clubs from other players' ggolf bags.

Pours in pancake syrup.

Replaces clubs.

Watches results.

Laughs hysterically.

Gets chased around golf course by rather irate golfers.

Has no regrets whatsoever.


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30 Sep 2013, 4:56 am

Made a pancake without using eggs, flour or milk

I don't know how, but it was really nice.:shrug:


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30 Sep 2013, 9:05 am

Puts cheese on her waffles.


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30 Sep 2013, 10:23 am

Likes to play tennis with a snooker ball and vice versa.


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30 Sep 2013, 10:31 am

Plays golf with a hockey stick and vice versa.


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30 Sep 2013, 11:21 am

Writes with a toothbrush


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30 Sep 2013, 11:22 am

Writes with a fork.


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30 Sep 2013, 11:34 am

Writes 'four legs good, two legs bad' in the grimy residue she finds on car windscreens.


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30 Sep 2013, 11:37 am

Spray paints his name on public buildings.


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30 Sep 2013, 12:48 pm

Thought she could find a piano tuner at the local aquarium.



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30 Sep 2013, 12:50 pm

Eats cake with a tuning fork.


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30 Sep 2013, 12:54 pm

Stole Stephen Hawking's theory of time travel and sold it to the gypsies.


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30 Sep 2013, 12:55 pm

Travels via Black Hole


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30 Sep 2013, 1:11 pm

Sailed round the world on a piece of toast.


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30 Sep 2013, 1:15 pm

Attached a piece of toast to a satnav.