Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but it has no port for the cord so it doesn't work.

I wish there was no gossip, EVER!

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Granted, no one ever gets the word about anything anymore. People are entirely clueless.

I wish for the non-existance of the electoral college.

Granted but there is nowhere else to go.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

Granted: but it attracts killer killer bees (They are the bees that kill killer bees)

I wish I wasn't so damn happy so that I could wish for more

Granted, now you are miserable and wishing you were happy. (I guess you could see that one coming)

I wish I had a massive telescope.

Granted: but it is of Gallileo's design, everything is blurry and the view is narrow.

I wish my face will not get stuck like this

Granted, the telescope is so massive that the rays from the sun turn into a beam of death that turns you into a pile of dust, like an ant under a magnifying glass.

i will corrupt you wish too anders

Granted, you face turns into this

I wish i was invincible.

Granted & granted, Anders, you face is now stuck like this , Matt, you are now invincible but so is everyone else.

I wish I could type faster.

Granted: you can type as fast as you like, but you cant spell while doing it.

I wish the first episode of South Park season 12 was out already.

granted but nobody in Denmark has it for sale.

I wish for a fish. (rhyme intended)

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Granted, your fish is delish in a dish

I wish i could fly.

Granted, but only for 3 seconds.

I wish I knew all the tracks in Mario Kart Wii.

Please delete

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granted but your disk only allows you to play 1.

I wish my life was more exciting.

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Granted, you are wrongly convicted of murder, escape, and are now on the run!


I wish Caso bird weren't paranoid and liked other people than just me.

Granted, but your bird now yodels very,very long songs like the national anthem of Greece. It should drive you insane after a few weeks. So much for the bonus that it talks, if it did not before.

I wish I had The abilitys of Luigi, Bill Gates, and John Lennon.