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04 Oct 2013, 2:37 pm

Defies gravity every Wednesday.


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04 Oct 2013, 2:57 pm

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04 Oct 2013, 3:10 pm

Has a room in her house especially dedicated to Magnus Pyke.


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04 Oct 2013, 3:27 pm

Has a room in her house decorated like a volcano.


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04 Oct 2013, 3:31 pm

Wears 8 inch high shoes to go running in.


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04 Oct 2013, 3:36 pm

Goes swimming in high heels.


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04 Oct 2013, 3:39 pm

All her clothes are made out of orange peel and banana skins.


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04 Oct 2013, 3:41 pm

All her clothes are made of potato skins and fish scales.


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04 Oct 2013, 3:42 pm

She learned everything she knows from looking at barcodes on microwave pizza bread boxes.



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04 Oct 2013, 3:44 pm

He learned everything he knows from the yellow pages.


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04 Oct 2013, 3:56 pm

She learned everything she knows from looking at clothing tags.


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04 Oct 2013, 4:00 pm

When it rains she puts on her snorkel.


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04 Oct 2013, 4:20 pm

When it snows, she puts on sunscreen.


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04 Oct 2013, 4:24 pm

Likes eating potato flavoured ice cream.


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04 Oct 2013, 4:30 pm

Loves eating cookies frosted with mayo.


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04 Oct 2013, 4:34 pm

Thinks County Mayo is filled with...yep, you guessed it.