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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 77,040Location: UK
Takes a horse and cart round the supermarket
WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 37Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Rides a bull in a china shop.
octobertiger Veteran
Joined: 22 Sep 2013Age: 46Gender: MalePosts: 1,949
Takes a my little pony and cart round the supermaket.
Cleans his car with boot polish
Cleans her car with elephant sweat.
Has a chilli pepper smoothie for breakfast.
Had Tabasco sauce ice cream for dessert.
jumped in the Manchester Ship Canal, to save the whale.
Was actually born in 1099.
A fanfare plays, every time she steps outside.
Tried to turn the TV off by clapping.
Mows the lawn with a mechanical goat.
Thought Dominos pizza had dominoes for toppings.
Ate a pebble because she thought it was a rock cake.
Added marbles in her marble cakes.
cybershell12 Emu Egg
Joined: 27 Mar 2013Gender: MalePosts: 8
Is able to grow seven eyes in its stomach,but only on wednesdays