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WitchsCat
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04 Oct 2013, 5:14 pm

Can grow four arms on Tuesdays.


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04 Oct 2013, 5:28 pm

Mondays is Catch The Rat day.



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04 Oct 2013, 5:31 pm

Is celebrating "Be Late for Something Day" today, because he was late for it last month.

Yep, it's held every 5 September, folks.


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04 Oct 2013, 5:31 pm

Thursdays is stalk human prey day.


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04 Oct 2013, 5:33 pm

Fine ... :P

Fridays is cat conga line party day.


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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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04 Oct 2013, 5:33 pm

Is highly skilled in avoiding her neighbours.


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04 Oct 2013, 5:35 pm

^ You got that right! :P


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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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04 Oct 2013, 5:36 pm

Lives on Ramsey Street, and worshipps the memory of Mrs Mangel.

And dresses up as Bouncer.



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04 Oct 2013, 5:37 pm

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04 Oct 2013, 5:38 pm

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04 Oct 2013, 5:39 pm

Got drunk on a glass of milk.


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04 Oct 2013, 5:41 pm

Swam in a glass of milk


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04 Oct 2013, 5:41 pm

Actually Tried to Find Vince Offer's Trademarked Cola-Wine-Coffee-Cola-Petstains outside The territory of former west germany



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04 Oct 2013, 5:43 pm

Makes a smoothie out of lye and garlic


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04 Oct 2013, 5:44 pm

Swallowed a pip and grew an apple tree out of her head.


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04 Oct 2013, 5:46 pm

Has an unevolved pet froakie since BEFORE pokemon game were even announced