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Because his mom kicked him off the couch.

Why did my DSL go down for 3 days?

(I wondered why no posts for a while).

Because of the Mexican oil spill

Why are my red bell peppers 50% more expensive than the green ones?

They're more perishable!

Why aren't you growing your own bell peppers?

Too cold here (northern France) without a greenhouse.

Why aren't you working cleaning and tiding your house instead of being on WP?

Can you grow them in the summer? They are the easiest veg to freeze, don't need to blanch or anything.

Because I DON WANNA!!

Why are you off working instead of staying here to play?

(They will grow outdoor in Summer provided they have some shelter or a light fleece around them)

Well, er, um, I got bills to pay, so I need to fit in some work.

Why can't I make jokes at funerals to lighten the mood?

Depends on the joke...... the priest who celebrated my grandmother's funeral made a joke at her expense. You know how you sometimes save jars you could use to store leftovers in later? She had like 100 of them, waaaay too many to use, and he made a joke about her being up in Heaven surrounded by jars. It worked. Maybe I just have a family, though.

Why haven't you picked the apricots yet?

The Hamster Mafia are holding up the Apricot trees. They want the money by tomorrow or the apricot tress go BOOM!

Now why haven't we have made enough ransom money to pay them?

We were counting on selling the apricots for money

Why did you let them in the orchard in the first place?

The force... it was powerful.. they came in a gaint tank stolen from the army D:

Why you didn't give me a anti-tank missle launcher?

Because ... I'm in league with the Hamster Mafia! They're gonna give me a cut of the ransom money, bwaahahaha

Why don't you try selling some peaches, instead?

We don't have peach seeds to buy.

Why don't we have a market that sells peach seeds?

Because nobody else knows the secret: you can plant the seed inside the peach!!

Why haven't I seen fresh local peaches yet this year?

The One Who Holds The Secret of the Peaches has passed on to another orchard.

Why can't I find licorice ice cream in the grocery store?

Why can't I find licorice ice cream in the grocery store? Maybe your not searching in the correct sesction..

Why can't I seem to get my dates correct and not show up at the wrong day and time?

Don't worry, it's your date who's incorrect. She must have ADHD!

Why isn't the garden all weeded yet?