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yoylecake777
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20 Apr 2013, 5:28 pm

Eww.

The grossness causes me to take some Pepto-Bismol.

I drop the empty bottle on the person below me.



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20 Apr 2013, 8:08 pm

Whew. i was thirsty and filled the empty bottle with water. In my rush to drink that water, a good amount of that water falls on the person below



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20 Apr 2013, 8:14 pm

some water falls on me. That's ok, because I just got out of the shower anyway (being rather yucky from Canaspie's vomit covered clothing landing on me earlier. Still, my hair is wetter now, so I dry it off, and drop the towel on the person below me.



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21 Apr 2013, 8:06 am

That towel was preserving your moomin dignity. 8O

Blinded, I trip over something on the ground, sending the breakfast tray I was holding flying through the air. Most of what was on it crashes to the floor, but a pot of hot coffee drops onto the poor person below me.


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There's the rub, the task.


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21 Apr 2013, 11:34 am

Ouch!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!!1111111111111111111oneoneone

I’m really pissed off. I fill the pot with sulfuric acid and drop it onto whoever is below me, quickly before the pot itself is consumed.



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21 Apr 2013, 3:24 pm

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Why, why, why?

In my acid-induced panic of epic proportions, the chocolate bar I was holding drops onto the person below me.



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21 Apr 2013, 3:29 pm

Ooh, chocolate! I eat the chocolate and drop the empty wrapper on the person below me



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21 Apr 2013, 5:05 pm

I go throw the wrapper away, but stumble on the way to the garbage can, causing it to fall on the person below.



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22 Apr 2013, 6:35 am

The chocolate wrapper momentarily blinds me causing me to drop the large tire I was holding onto the person below me.



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22 Apr 2013, 6:47 am

I’m developing a taste for fire. I burn the tyre an let the ashes fall.



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23 Apr 2013, 11:20 pm

The windswept ashes fall onto my gleaming sword, raised in the air, triumphantly thrust into a stormy, thunderous sky, surrounded by the screams of thousands of loyal warriors, ready to join me in fiery battle, to take on the world ...

Unfortunately, this world has guns. Many, many, powerful guns. My army is slaughtered, and as I am felled my proud sword falls from my grasp, and lands at the feet of the person below me.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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24 Apr 2013, 12:18 am

A sword. That's useful. I am hungry, so I use the sword to chop some pears down off a nearby tree. However, I miss catching all of them, so a couple of pears fall onto the person below me...



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25 Apr 2013, 5:12 am

I catch them and run into the house to make baked cinnamon pears. To make room to cool them on the windowsill I shove some potted plants off the windowsill and they fall onto...



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25 Apr 2013, 5:55 pm

Narrowly dodging the potted plants, I accidentally drop a dozen rabid squirrels onto the person below me.



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26 Apr 2013, 9:35 am

My dog sees them and chases the squirrels away, but in the process, knocks over a fragile vase to the person below



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26 Apr 2013, 10:29 am

I look above and wonder what was falling down on me before stepping to the side and watch the fragile vase crash. In the process of evading the vase, I knock over my friend's metal, robotic penguin to the person below.