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I laugh

I give the next person a kiss in a jar, from whom I have no idea.

eeerrrmmm.... thanks....i..guess?

i give the next person my collection of antique signed miniatures of Judas Escariot

I sell them in an auction.

I throw 1000 coins at the next poster.

Yay!....

i give the next person my collection of green gobby goblin garden gnomes

They'll fit in well with my family.

I throw the next person 3 juggling balls.

i catch one, the second hits my head, and the third lands on my foot.... ouch

i give the next person my collection of bronzed animal heads

yay

i will give the next person 2 tonnes of fools gold but i will just tell them that it is gold

Yay, I love pyrite!

I sit on the next person.

... why?

I give the next person a new TV

im afraid i cannot... ive joined the Telly-ban...


i give the next person my collection of green coloured, Orange scented Socks...

okey dokey?

I spook the next person.

Eep!

i feed the next person Catnip

. . . Catnip?

I poke the next person with a living snake

I take my cat to the vet. Leporidae takes herself to the doctor.

(haha at your post before you edited it, Leporidae)

I ask the next person to ski down an aluminum barn roof.

EDIT: Leporidae, you edited your post again. Now my reply makes no sense, lol.

I politely decline, look for my car keys so I can get my kid back from the doctor, make a mental note to discuss the finer points of editing (not to mention children wandering off for medical care without so much as a by-your-leave to their parents) (except I see I did just mention it now) and absentmindedly hand the next poster the sandwich I made for myself before heading out the door.

No thanks..I just ate dinner.

I give the next person a hug.