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yvaN_ehT_nioJ
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20 Apr 2007, 8:44 pm

*Sends an army of tyranids to attack Raph's planet*

.....oooooops. 0_o
Everyone run for your lives!! !! Teh tyranids are coming!! !! Barricade the streets! I hide the pie! They're coming!! !!


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20 Apr 2007, 8:48 pm

DESTROYS yvan with ÜberFiraja.



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20 Apr 2007, 8:52 pm

*casts a shield that blocks UberFiraje,attacks Raph with a bolt gun. The round rips Raph in half since the rounds are explosive*


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20 Apr 2007, 8:55 pm

*Sacrifices his own life to cast a spell that will bring Kim back and forever protect her from you*



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20 Apr 2007, 9:13 pm

W00t! Now ahayes can't interfere with my plans for global domination! Forward armies! *millions of space marines start to attack stuff, also aiding spacemarines: antlions and antlion guards*


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20 Apr 2007, 9:14 pm

perhaps not, but the cartmenian monks and knights of nananananahahahahahaha will plague every attack you make and make your life hell



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20 Apr 2007, 9:18 pm

Meh, since tyranids are going to take this planet's biomass anyway, I can just leave the planet! Infact I will right now! *heads to space ship but before that goes to the most powerful super computer and divides 1 by 0. Which causes the earth to implode, killing everybody on it. But the spacemarines and antlions are on spaceships before Earth implodes*


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20 Apr 2007, 9:22 pm

yvan_eht_nioj wrote:
Meh, since tyranids are going to take this planet's biomass anyway, I can just leave the planet! Infact I will right now! *heads to space ship but before that goes to the most powerful super computer and divides 1 by 0. Which causes the earth to implode, killing everybody on it. But the spacemarines and antlions are on spaceships before Earth implodes*

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20 Apr 2007, 9:54 pm

ahayes wrote:
yvan_eht_nioj wrote:
Meh, since tyranids are going to take this planet's biomass anyway, I can just leave the planet! Infact I will right now! *heads to space ship but before that goes to the most powerful super computer and divides 1 by 0. Which causes the earth to implode, killing everybody on it. But the spacemarines and antlions are on spaceships before Earth implodes*

Duke Nukem Killed Them All
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Tyranids don't look like that. It must've been some othe alien race.

*zaps next poster with a phaser*


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22 Apr 2007, 4:03 pm

*casts Drainaga on the next poster* :twisted:


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22 Apr 2007, 4:06 pm

*shoots Anubis with donut gun*



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22 Apr 2007, 4:12 pm

*eats doughnut*

*casts Emo on the next poster*


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22 Apr 2007, 5:49 pm

*Natural immunity to partings of all forms prevents emo from taking effect*

*Spills 5000 gallons of toxic waste into the thread, making it uninhabitable for decades*



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22 Apr 2007, 7:42 pm

*sends hazmat teams to take away the hazardous materials, they succed thus allowing people to come back to the thread

attacks next poster with a krak missile*


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22 Apr 2007, 8:43 pm

strafes the next person with rounds from the canon on her spitfire! :evil: :evil:


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23 Apr 2007, 3:38 am

*Has super cool D&D magic spells and so simply teleports away*

*Sneaks up behind next poster and stabs them in the head verticle wise with a 2+ Rapier of Vorpal Wounding*


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