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18 Dec 2015, 5:35 am

(Banhammer whacks incoming spam)

Kyle: "Can't you read the sign?"

Spam: "Who's smoking?:

Kyle: "This is a no spamming zone!"

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18 Dec 2015, 5:40 am

me and ktg are the guardians standing at the entrance of tunnel where spam is not allowed and gets banhammered if enters
put me in your show

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18 Dec 2015, 5:41 am

Catlover and Fnord do their part. They need to be in. Anyone else?

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18 Dec 2015, 5:42 am

skilpadde as well, she is a holder of the hammer

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18 Dec 2015, 5:43 am

So is envirozentinel.

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18 Dec 2015, 5:53 am

and several others actually

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18 Dec 2015, 8:31 am

In the game show Press Your Luck, they have a whammy. Here we have a spammy.

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18 Dec 2015, 8:33 am

*Dials Kyle's number*

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18 Dec 2015, 8:38 am

(Phone rings, answers) Hello?

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18 Dec 2015, 8:41 am

Hi, Kyle. It's Cat. I've just finished making a brand new invention, and I think we could use it to get rid of spam.

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18 Dec 2015, 8:42 am

Hello, Cat. You don't say? What kind of invention?

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18 Dec 2015, 8:43 am

I can't tell you at the moment. Meet me at Wrong Planet Mall at 1.45 pm (in 2 minutes time) :wink:

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18 Dec 2015, 8:44 am

All right. (Hangs up, disappears)

(Reappears at the WP Mall) Cat? I'm here.

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18 Dec 2015, 8:46 am

All right, the spammers are just here, in my DeLorean. Can you fetch the video camera and start recording?

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18 Dec 2015, 8:47 am

(Video Camera from Imagination Isle appears) "And action!" (Starts recording)

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18 Dec 2015, 8:50 am

Good afternoon. I'm Dr. Cat Lover. I'm here at Wrong Planet Mall, it's Friday, 18 December 2015, 1.50 pm, and this is experiment #1.

*Opens the car door* Hello guys

Spammer 1: Do you want to buy a...?

Me: No, not now. (To Kyle) Please note that the spammers' clock is in precise synchronization with mine.

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