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09 Jan 2021, 4:32 pm

Boo shouted the toilet as the girl lifted the lid.


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09 Jan 2021, 4:52 pm

Parp went Dog V4 as he started to snore



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09 Jan 2021, 5:48 pm

Hehe said the lightbulbs as they turned themselves off when the man was trying to read a book.


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09 Jan 2021, 6:31 pm

Lazy lightbulbs said the man as he tried to read the book


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09 Jan 2021, 7:00 pm

"Chairs are made for sitting on" she said as she threw a chair at the bat.


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11 Jan 2021, 5:34 am

"Uh oh" said the crisp packet as it walked past a sign that said "No litter"!


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12 Jan 2021, 8:25 pm

I can't see said the man as he closed his eyes.


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12 Jan 2021, 8:45 pm

Wow Milks. You have a good memory for remembering all these.


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12 Jan 2021, 8:55 pm

"Do you take plastic?" asked the man to the shop assistant as he reached for an old plastic pop bottle from his bag. :P


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13 Jan 2021, 11:53 pm

McNoo! said the hamburger as the guy opened his mouth.


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14 Jan 2021, 12:16 am

NOOOOOO!! said the gamer as the power went out.



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14 Jan 2021, 6:06 am

"Buzz" said the balloon as it followed a fly


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14 Jan 2021, 12:43 pm

lolololzzz :D


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15 Jan 2021, 4:19 am

"Tickets please" asked the train conductor as he walked down the church isle


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16 Jan 2021, 6:08 am

"No!" "That's what I always say" said the telephone as it followed the owl


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16 Jan 2021, 1:06 pm

Milktalk wrote:
"Do you take plastic?" asked the man to the shop assistant as he reached for an old plastic pop bottle from his bag. :P

I read this three times before I got it..... lololz :D


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