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reginaterrae
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07 Aug 2010, 6:39 am

You receive a legal bill for 25 hours at $380/hour.

*inserts a band aid*



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07 Aug 2010, 8:01 am

You received a cotton ball!
* inserts a quarter *



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07 Aug 2010, 8:08 am

You receive 3 q-tips.

*inserts a nail file*



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07 Aug 2010, 2:29 pm

You recieve a years worth in nail clippings.




*inserts a pencil*



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07 Aug 2010, 4:49 pm

You don't get the point!

*Inserts a pencil sharpener: *

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07 Aug 2010, 7:10 pm

Bugs Bunny gets mad at you.

(inserts Blu-ray print of Porky and Gabby)


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08 Aug 2010, 3:48 am

You receive a poster of Bugs Bunny.

*Inserts a tree*


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08 Aug 2010, 6:54 am

You receive a truckload of wood chips.

*inserts a lawsuit on behalf of the National Association of Realtors OMG I can't believe that picture has their logo!*



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08 Aug 2010, 12:04 pm

You receive a counter-claim from some poor sod hospitalised due to an unnatural insertion. 8O :lol:

*inserts a soft cushion to sit on*


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08 Aug 2010, 2:33 pm

The cushion springs up like a pinball plunger, awarding someone else a Star KO.

(inserts twisted twinkle in eye)


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08 Aug 2010, 2:58 pm

You receive a smack in the eye from the woman who thought you were winking at her.

*inserts a steak*


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08 Aug 2010, 4:50 pm

You receive a bottle of HP sauce.

*inserts a baked potato*



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08 Aug 2010, 7:11 pm

You get some butter, sour cream, bacon, cheese, and acid reflux.

*inserts Rolaids*


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08 Aug 2010, 8:52 pm

You get falsely accused of steroid use, so the police sic elemental hounds on you. AH, BUT YA HAD IT COMIN' TO YA.

(inserts pinball machine)


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09 Aug 2010, 9:43 am

You get a loud and bright *TILT* warning.

*inserts the 9 ball*



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09 Aug 2010, 11:14 am

Happy Rabbit throws you the 8 ball. Woowoo!

(inserts incomprehensible attack)


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