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Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 69,414Location: Over there
No, your eyelids will not fit over your forehead no matter how hard they're pulled.
KTLLo Sea Gull
Joined: 25 Feb 2014Age: 35Gender: MalePosts: 206Location: Hong Kong
OUCH!! ! It BITE!
KyleTheGhost Veteran
Joined: 29 Jul 2008Age: 37Gender: FemalePosts: 70,218Location: Wisconsin
No, that invention won't be here for a very long time.
IreneS Pileated woodpecker
Joined: 18 Oct 2013Age: 40Gender: FemalePosts: 196Location: Sweden
It's because they're stupid.
Krabo Veteran
Joined: 5 Nov 2012Age: 248Gender: MalePosts: 15,625Location: Suomi.
I think it is a couple of feet deeper. Just keep digging.
Cow pie.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
I did not know that spiders could be that big.
That wasn't here yesterday.
Are you sure that it is dead? Why not go closer, and poke it?
Two pianos and a moose.
Not in a box or in a house.
There are many ghost in this house.
Neighbors are quiet, for a change.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 76,857Location: UK
It's too cold for it to stand up unaided.
It is too hot and wet for sleeping
Not in a plastic cup.