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11 Oct 2013, 1:01 pm

uses silly string as shoe strings


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11 Oct 2013, 1:13 pm

Stapled his ear to his desk.


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11 Oct 2013, 2:42 pm

Staples her hair to the wall.


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11 Oct 2013, 2:50 pm

Stapled her tongue to her top lip.


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11 Oct 2013, 2:53 pm

Stitches bags of frozen peas to her dress when out on a windy day, so the dress doesn't blow up to reveal her knickers.



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11 Oct 2013, 2:54 pm

He does the same with his dresses :P


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11 Oct 2013, 3:03 pm

Shaves her head and paints it green.


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11 Oct 2013, 3:06 pm

Does all her shopping in alphabetical order.



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11 Oct 2013, 3:06 pm

Planted an apple and grew a banana.


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11 Oct 2013, 3:13 pm

Planted a feather duster in a pot for the Chelsea Flower Show.



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11 Oct 2013, 3:14 pm

Makes salads out of banana peels.


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11 Oct 2013, 3:14 pm

Planted his head in the sand in 1973 and came up for air in 1994.


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11 Oct 2013, 3:16 pm

Has a 3-foot-long neck


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11 Oct 2013, 3:17 pm

Carries an elephants trunk in her handbag.


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11 Oct 2013, 3:19 pm

Held an alligator at gunpoint to get a leather purse.


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11 Oct 2013, 3:20 pm

Collects dog collars and sells them to vicars.


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