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11 Oct 2013, 3:21 pm

Thinks slime comes out of an UUUzi.

And the gun is 9mm long.



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11 Oct 2013, 3:23 pm

carries a tape measure where ever he goes, so he can prove how big he is.


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11 Oct 2013, 3:24 pm

Literally walked on thin ice - barefoot.


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11 Oct 2013, 3:29 pm

Fell out of a helicopter and landed on top of Puff the magic dragon.


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11 Oct 2013, 3:32 pm

Tried to pawn her fingernails at a pawn shop.


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11 Oct 2013, 3:34 pm

Tried to perm her hair with straightener.


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11 Oct 2013, 3:38 pm

Tried to dye her hair with carrot juice.


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11 Oct 2013, 3:42 pm

Once when short on money, went into a porn shop to try and pawn her Play Station.



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11 Oct 2013, 3:48 pm

Lives in a shark cage surrounded by sharks.


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11 Oct 2013, 4:14 pm

Fastened a "Nokia" (*knock here*) phone to her front door.



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11 Oct 2013, 4:19 pm

Hasn't worked out how to open doors yet. Waiting for a diagram of such an operation.



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11 Oct 2013, 4:22 pm

Uses his telekinesis to open doors.


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11 Oct 2013, 4:57 pm

Uses her friendliness to solve the Arab-Israeli conflict.



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11 Oct 2013, 5:00 pm

Opens cans with an axe.


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11 Oct 2013, 5:01 pm

Opens cans with her teeth.


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11 Oct 2013, 5:02 pm

Opens doors with her teeth


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