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reginaterrae
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09 Aug 2010, 2:46 pm

You get a reflexive smack-down (no comprehension necessary)

*inserts a lightbulb*

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09 Aug 2010, 3:27 pm

You receive fifty light bulb jokes.

*inserts a bureaucrat*

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KittenWithAWhip
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09 Aug 2010, 3:44 pm

You get miles of red tape.

*inserts a chalk outline*

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TallyMan
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09 Aug 2010, 4:10 pm

You get arrested for murdering Crackling!

*inserts some kitchen foil*

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09 Aug 2010, 4:25 pm

You receive a nice, juicy apple.

*inserts some thyme and cinnamon*

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09 Aug 2010, 4:48 pm

The machine spits it out, then gives you an angry punch in the soul. And I mean a la Chuck Norris.

(inserts JVC X-Eye)

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reginaterrae
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10 Aug 2010, 6:28 am

You receive a prescription for Prozac.

*inserts a comfy cushion*

Brainfre3ze_93
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10 Aug 2010, 9:27 am

You recieved half of a couch!
* inserts a quarter *

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10 Aug 2010, 10:57 am

MULTIBALL! MULTIBALL! MULTIBALL! HAHAHAHAHA!

(inserts Sega CD)

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reginaterrae
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10 Aug 2010, 11:15 am

You receive 2 Xanax. Call me in the morning.

*inserts a whoopee cushion*

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10 Aug 2010, 11:19 am

You receive a startled look from the Abbot! :wink:

*inserts a furry rodent*

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reginaterrae
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10 Aug 2010, 11:22 am

You receive a nip at your ankles.

*inserts a hungry cat*

TallyMan
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10 Aug 2010, 11:53 am

You get to see me running away! (I am Jerry mouse after all!)

*inserts some cheese*

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reginaterrae
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10 Aug 2010, 12:01 pm

You get rescued by :batman: the Batmobile.

*inserts a handkerchief*

Descartes
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10 Aug 2010, 12:16 pm

You have received the handkerchief back after someone with a really bad cold has used it up. :eew:

*inserts quarter*

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10 Aug 2010, 12:46 pm

ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !!

*inserts an apology and offers to replace your lunch*

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