Blame the poster above you

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Though I do not know what a math MFT (mufti?) is, I blame you nonetheless for taking a test with your eyes closed.

I blame you for trying to summon up Dagon from H.P. Lovecraft's fictional world..

It's your fault that all my flights are oversold and they have had to use giant shoehorns to fit everyone in the plane.

It's your fault that weather management experiments have failed..

it's your fault my milkman's aunt's hairdresser forgot to buy nail polish.

i blame you for relying on milkmen and not just investing in purebred goats for their milk.

I blame you for stealing my goat Brendan two weeks ago, you scoundrel

the slippery slimy scandalous scoundrel of a squirrel above me is to blame for my itchy elbow, which can't ever be scratched

I blame you for using my goat's goaty to scratch your itchy elbow, you scandalously scoundralous scoundrel

this hellish, hedonistic, horridly hairraising and hilariously hypocritical hippopotamuslike hillbilly hrvat is to blame for letting that goat drink the last of her magical smoothies. (what's IN those things??)

I blame you for not knowing what I put in those you ignorantly ignorant i-mexicano

what? beetroot juice, chive, mandrake, grass, leather, rare orchid, frog legs, raspberries, naan, nutella, pinto beans...

i blame you for making me accidentally zoom out my screen to 25% and making me laugh at this horrid hour.

Banned for still not giving your beard the relaxing bath and moisturising it with chamomile tea

blamed for not giving yours candlelit baths, massages, being there for it whenever it's down and droopy and singing lullabies to it, i'd gladly take it as my own.

i blame you for the drought and ciel's abundance of glowy sticks also.

I blame you for the icicles hanging off yours, from all the accumulated wisdom

yeah

i blame you for people in public thinking julie is adorable, when i take her for a walk.