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11 Mar 2008, 6:34 pm

Granted, you now are a meson with charm +1 or -1, strangeness 0, and isotopic spin 1/2.

I wish I could find more nutrition than the Ramen soups...

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11 Mar 2008, 8:53 pm

Granted! You now have vitamin posining!

I wish I was a black mage, or at least, had the outfit. :shaking2:

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11 Mar 2008, 9:00 pm

Granted, but the oufit is a rental and you'll have to return it.

I wish the world was a fairer place.

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11 Mar 2008, 9:08 pm

Granted. Your wish earns me the outfit as requested, but that is all.
(Louceing up a courrpted wish to grant another? HAR-HAR!)
I wish that I lived in the world of pokemon, and could teleport back and forth at will.

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11 Mar 2008, 9:56 pm

Granted, but in pokemon-land your face is on a trading card with low damage points.

I wish I could remember how to have fun.

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11 Mar 2008, 11:32 pm

Rainstorm5 wrote:

Granted, but in pokemon-land your face is on a trading card with low damage points.

I wish I could remember how to have fun.

Granted, but you have to type, How it should have ended , in youtube search. (I find the Braveheart one amusing at least, maybe Spiderman too.)

I wish I had read question 14.1 correctly and divided by the total number of nucleons instead of leaving the problem incomplete with the total binding energy instead of energy per nucleon.

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12 Mar 2008, 10:21 am

Wish granted, as your miscaculation is now the formula for efficent fusion technolgy. Earning you way too much public interviews.

I wish, for a magic flying dish.

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12 Mar 2008, 9:10 pm

Granted but its powers are so strong it tries to kill you.

I wish for some cake.

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13 Mar 2008, 5:42 am

Granted, it's a wedding cake and is too big to eat.

I wish my coursework was finished.

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13 Mar 2008, 9:02 pm

granted, but your printer is out of ink. :twisted:
(hate it when that happens)

I wish my friend was in my english class.

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14 Mar 2008, 9:09 am

Granted, but you lose your concentration.

I wish people would stop making rubbish games for the Wii.

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14 Mar 2008, 12:03 pm

Granted development of ANY games for the Wii is completely abandoned.

I wish that the idiot who constantly annoys me in school drops out!

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14 Mar 2008, 12:43 pm

Granted, but then you're forced to drop out too.

I wish for a huge toilet.

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14 Mar 2008, 1:11 pm

Granted, it drops on your head!

I wish to have an eidetic memory.

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14 Mar 2008, 5:47 pm

Granted, you only remember gross images.

I wish I could connect to my family better.

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14 Mar 2008, 7:16 pm

Granted, but your family sees you as a total annoyance! :twisted:

I wish the freshman a-hole at school would stop pissing me off! :evil:

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