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11 Oct 2013, 5:05 pm

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11 Oct 2013, 5:07 pm

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11 Oct 2013, 5:30 pm

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11 Oct 2013, 5:32 pm

Breakdances at the laundromat.


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11 Oct 2013, 5:39 pm

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11 Oct 2013, 5:41 pm

Taught a lizard to sing "Bohemian Rhapsody"


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11 Oct 2013, 5:45 pm

takes a carrot for a walk.


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11 Oct 2013, 5:46 pm

Toilet-trained an orange


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11 Oct 2013, 5:50 pm

Is married to the phantom of the opera.


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11 Oct 2013, 5:55 pm

Is married to Freddie Krueger.


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11 Oct 2013, 5:58 pm

Dug up the golf course


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11 Oct 2013, 6:00 pm

Dug up the baseball field.


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11 Oct 2013, 6:04 pm

Collects crumbs to make a loaf of bread.


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11 Oct 2013, 6:52 pm

Is happily married to a peanut.



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12 Oct 2013, 4:35 am

Married a bottle of milk and divorced a block of cheese.


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12 Oct 2013, 7:53 am

Brushes their teeth with Limburger spread.