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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 76,631Location: UK
Sucks mints and then spits them at traffic.
WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 37Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Throws used bubblegum at police officers.
Plays tiddly winks in the night club.
Breakdances at the laundromat.
octobertiger Veteran
Joined: 22 Sep 2013Age: 46Gender: MalePosts: 1,949
Panics at the disco
Taught a lizard to sing "Bohemian Rhapsody"
takes a carrot for a walk.
Toilet-trained an orange
Is married to the phantom of the opera.
Is married to Freddie Krueger.
Dug up the golf course
Dug up the baseball field.
Collects crumbs to make a loaf of bread.
smudge Veteran
Joined: 6 Sep 2006Age: 37Gender: FemalePosts: 7,716Location: Moved on
Is happily married to a peanut.
Married a bottle of milk and divorced a block of cheese.
ExceladonCity Veteran
Joined: 17 Aug 2013Gender: MalePosts: 586Location: Louisville, KY
Brushes their teeth with Limburger spread.