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sonofghandi
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12 Oct 2013, 8:18 am

Had an iPhone surgically implanted aurally


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12 Oct 2013, 8:49 am

Trimmed his chest hair like a bonsai tree.


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12 Oct 2013, 8:51 am

Made herself a necklace made from ears (of corn).


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12 Oct 2013, 8:56 am

Made himself a hat out of eyes (of potatoes)


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12 Oct 2013, 9:38 am

Is the worlds fastest lawn mower person.


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12 Oct 2013, 9:39 am

Is the world's fastest hedge trimmer.


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12 Oct 2013, 10:17 am

Could walk as soon as she was born.


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12 Oct 2013, 10:20 am

Could dance as soon as she was born.


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12 Oct 2013, 11:07 am

Taught a cow to belly dance.



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12 Oct 2013, 11:15 am

Taught a cow to milk itself.


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12 Oct 2013, 11:20 am

Taught a school of fish to walk into her frying pan.



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12 Oct 2013, 11:22 am

Prefers using a frying pan when playing tennis.



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12 Oct 2013, 11:22 am

Taught a frying pan how to take a dog for a walk.


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12 Oct 2013, 11:34 am

Pays her neighbours to take her for a walk.



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12 Oct 2013, 11:35 am

Wore a leash as a necktie.


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12 Oct 2013, 11:37 am

Tied herself to a lamppost, as a protest against daylight hours.


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