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12 Oct 2013, 11:39 am

Thought a dogwood tree was made of dog fur.


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12 Oct 2013, 11:40 am

Saw a car in the distance and thought it was a roller skate.


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12 Oct 2013, 11:41 am

Saw a bicycle in the distance and thought it was a roller skate.


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12 Oct 2013, 11:43 am

Likes eating coffee powder.


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12 Oct 2013, 11:47 am

Likes eating empty cocoons.


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12 Oct 2013, 12:10 pm

Went to Disney land just to see if she really did hate it.


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12 Oct 2013, 12:12 pm

Was once arrested for attempted assassination of Mickey Mouse.


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12 Oct 2013, 12:29 pm

Threw a plate of spaghetti at Donald Duck.


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12 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

Has the not quite so super power of being able to turn belly button lint into cotton candy.


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12 Oct 2013, 12:43 pm

Once turned himself invisible but he didn't know.


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12 Oct 2013, 12:46 pm

bought Billy Bob's bean bag bunk bed


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12 Oct 2013, 12:48 pm

Changes his image on a weekly basis. This week he was Freddy Mercury.


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12 Oct 2013, 12:50 pm

candidly called California collect


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12 Oct 2013, 12:58 pm

Drove his car through the rain forest, to clean it.


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12 Oct 2013, 12:59 pm

doesn't do due diligence dutifully


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12 Oct 2013, 1:26 pm

Races snails for a living.


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