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sonofghandi
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13 Oct 2013, 9:58 am

Has grown three heads of cabbage on her head


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13 Oct 2013, 9:59 am

Broccoli grows under his toenails.


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13 Oct 2013, 10:00 am

grows bamboo shoots out of her ears


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13 Oct 2013, 10:03 am

Grows eucalyptus leaves out of his nose.


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13 Oct 2013, 10:03 am

Grows clover on his back.


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13 Oct 2013, 10:03 am

Her hair is made of moss.


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13 Oct 2013, 10:23 am

Has snake hair which she feeds digestive biscuits to in order to keep them glossy.



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13 Oct 2013, 10:31 am

Licks digestive biscuits, then puts them back in the pack.



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13 Oct 2013, 10:42 am

Licks the wings of chickens 'cause they're finger lickin' good.


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13 Oct 2013, 11:14 am

Puts fish fingers into gloves.



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13 Oct 2013, 11:21 am

Puts frog toes into shoes.


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13 Oct 2013, 12:18 pm

Proudly boasts about being humble.



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13 Oct 2013, 12:29 pm

Made humble pie out of the brains of humble people.


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13 Oct 2013, 12:32 pm

Made mumble pie out of the brains of people who mumble.



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13 Oct 2013, 12:33 pm

Made fumble pie out of the brains of people who fumble.


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13 Oct 2013, 12:35 pm

Bashed her pillows into an early grave with a beanpole.