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WitchsCat
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13 Oct 2013, 5:28 pm

Is actually the Cheshire Cat.


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13 Oct 2013, 5:37 pm

Is actually the Rutland Cat.



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13 Oct 2013, 5:39 pm

Is actually Shere Khan


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13 Oct 2013, 5:46 pm

is actually morris the cat, in his cross dressing phase


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13 Oct 2013, 5:48 pm

Is the chief taste-tester of Nine Lives cat food.


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13 Oct 2013, 5:49 pm

Scrubbed themselves so hard in the shower, only their eyes and teeth remained.

Aww nuts.



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13 Oct 2013, 5:50 pm

is a bit slower then they realize


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13 Oct 2013, 5:51 pm

Made apple cider out of acid rain and rotten apple cores.


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13 Oct 2013, 6:47 pm

I've never said anything about my cider on here.......do you know who I am?

well you used wrapping tissue for toilet paper once


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13 Oct 2013, 8:41 pm

Is the reason for all the Big Foot sightings



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14 Oct 2013, 4:15 am

Is the reason everything tastes like chicken.



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14 Oct 2013, 8:50 am

Is the reason everything reeks of skunk.


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14 Oct 2013, 9:51 am

Has a rare disorder that makes it seem like everything smells like skunks



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14 Oct 2013, 9:53 am

Paints white stripes on all the black cats so they look like skunks.


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14 Oct 2013, 9:56 am

Genetically alters cats to turn them into skunks



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14 Oct 2013, 10:00 am

Genetically alters skunks to turn them into cats.


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