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14 Mar 2008, 8:24 pm

Granted, but you'll get a creepy teacher harassing you instead.

I wish I could get another mp4.

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14 Mar 2008, 11:03 pm

They're up to 4 now? Neat. Granted, but the clerk thought you asked for an MP5 and tries to sell you a submachine gun.

I wish human nature were different in a good way.

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15 Mar 2008, 6:59 am

Granted, but we are no longer humans.

I wish I will complete my homework this weekend.

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15 Mar 2008, 7:27 am

Granted, but you miss out on the SUPER MEGA AWESOME NINTENDO FESTIVAL!, with Smash bros, Mario Kart and tons of free nintendo stuff, and cake.

I wish i had Smash bros Brawl now!

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15 Mar 2008, 11:01 am

Granted, however the version you have has a small bug in it that randomly reassigns the control functions.

I wish that I could buy all the books I wanted.

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15 Mar 2008, 9:13 pm

Granted, but the money that you get turns out to be from tax evasion and you're arrested for it.

<In best Miss America voice> I wish for World Peace!

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15 Mar 2008, 11:14 pm

Granted, but it's world peace for venus, not earth.

I wish my new camera lens wasn't stuck in NY for the third day and would be here tomorrow.

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16 Mar 2008, 4:13 am

Your new camera lens arrives... but it's still stuck in New York. The paradox causes it to cease to exist.

I wish I had a camel.

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16 Mar 2008, 5:23 am

Granted, you are then transported to a desert.

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16 Mar 2008, 10:32 am

Unable to grant wish... no wish provided.. automatically generating wish...

You wish that i never returned to wrongplanet after my surgery

Granted! But i return anyways

I wish i had more straps on my powerchair

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16 Mar 2008, 3:58 pm

Granted, but they fall off after 3 days...

I wish I could cooperate with my brain again

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16 Mar 2008, 4:39 pm

Granted, you are a puppet to yourself!

I wish there was no need to yank all my wisdom teeth out.

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16 Mar 2008, 4:40 pm

Granted: you can cooperate with your brain, however your brain and you end up having a big fight... you are sent to a mental asylum

I wish that I don't see another piece of pizza for a week.

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16 Mar 2008, 5:17 pm

Granted! but you still must smell it

I wish there were a special type of strap for my powerchair that totally mummy wraps you to your neck.... hehehe..

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16 Mar 2008, 7:38 pm

GRANTED but a loose strap gets cuaght under one of the wheels and unravels you infront of everybody, they all stare because that day you decided to wear nothing but boxers.

I wish I had a PS3.

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16 Mar 2008, 7:40 pm

darkstone100 wrote:

GRANTED but a loose strap gets cuaght under one of the wheels and unravels you infront of everybody, they all stare because that day you decided to wear nothing but boxers.

I wish I had a PS3.

Granted! you get a broken one!

I wish there were a special type of strap for my powerchair that totally mummy wraps you to your neck... that cant be unraveled

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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