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16 Oct 2013, 8:49 am

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16 Oct 2013, 11:35 am

Ends every sentence with "because of aliens"



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16 Oct 2013, 12:39 pm

Ends every sentence with "because i have a talking duck".



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16 Oct 2013, 2:11 pm

Boomerangs never return to him.


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16 Oct 2013, 2:38 pm

Uses boomerangs as buckles for belts for elephants.


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16 Oct 2013, 7:34 pm

Thinks elephants should be kept as pets.


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16 Oct 2013, 11:37 pm

Thinks elephants should be hired to do office work.



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17 Oct 2013, 7:47 am

buys buoys for boys


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17 Oct 2013, 9:18 am

Turned his horse into a giant chocolate truffle.



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17 Oct 2013, 12:02 pm

Waters chocolate truffles so they will grow into giant chocolate truffles.



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17 Oct 2013, 1:32 pm

Performs manicures on fish fingers.



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17 Oct 2013, 2:41 pm

Puts diamonds on onion rings.


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17 Oct 2013, 2:44 pm

goes to church on a sundae


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17 Oct 2013, 3:01 pm

Has pledged to feed all Hungarians since they're all hungry.



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17 Oct 2013, 3:14 pm

Is going to Turkey for Thanksgiving


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17 Oct 2013, 3:18 pm

Is going to Easter Island for Christmas