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WitchsCat
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19 Oct 2013, 4:14 pm

Is the founder of Booger King - with burgers made out of snot.


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19 Oct 2013, 4:29 pm

Is my number one customer at Booger King and KFM.



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19 Oct 2013, 4:31 pm

Is my #1 customer at MungDonalds.


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19 Oct 2013, 4:39 pm

Releases rats into rival restaurants kitchens, to get them closed down by the health department.



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19 Oct 2013, 4:42 pm

Does the same, but releases cockroaches.


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19 Oct 2013, 4:46 pm

Has hissing contests with Madagascan hissing cockroaches.



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19 Oct 2013, 4:50 pm

Has spitting contests with spitting cobras.


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19 Oct 2013, 4:56 pm

Has slapping contests against professional wrestlers.



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19 Oct 2013, 5:00 pm

Has dance-offs with professional boxers.


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19 Oct 2013, 5:29 pm

Went to the Kremlin hoping to find gremlins.



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19 Oct 2013, 5:31 pm

Went to Easter Island hoping to find the Easter Bunny.


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19 Oct 2013, 5:39 pm

Uses the Lawyer Fairy when in court.



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19 Oct 2013, 5:42 pm

Uses the Excuse Fairy when he gets pulled over by cops.


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19 Oct 2013, 6:09 pm

Uses a platinum bar as a paperweight


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20 Oct 2013, 9:02 am

Uses a pumpkin as a piggy bank.


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20 Oct 2013, 10:49 am

Keeps dandruff flakes in her piggy bank.


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