Username
Password
Remember Me
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Eats dandruff flakes with milk for breakfast.
octobertiger Veteran
Joined: 22 Sep 2013Age: 46Gender: MalePosts: 1,949
Plays golf by hitting a golf club with a golf ball. Best round of 15,005,067 over par.
Caddies for me, yet never once corrected me on how the game is played.
WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 37Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Tried to kill gophers in golf courses by blowing them up with dynamite.
Demolished her house with dynamite just for the fun of it.
Demolished trees with dynamite just for the fun of it.
smudge Veteran
Joined: 6 Sep 2006Age: 37Gender: FemalePosts: 7,716Location: Moved on
Is a naughty duck that sneaks up on people.
Is a naughty goose that likes to bite people's fingers.
Is a talented peacock that can tie shoe laces.
Is a talented swan than can dance like a ballerina.
Performed Swan Lake while on a bus going to work.
Wears a leotard while playing lacrosse.
Dressed as Scooby Doo when attempting to get her drivers license.
Dressed as Snoopy when attempting to get his driver's license
Is only capable of driving in reverse.
Is not capable of driving 55 (mph).