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20 Oct 2013, 11:21 am

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20 Oct 2013, 11:22 am

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20 Oct 2013, 11:29 am

Caddies for me, yet never once corrected me on how the game is played.



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20 Oct 2013, 11:35 am

Tried to kill gophers in golf courses by blowing them up with dynamite.


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21 Oct 2013, 6:55 am

Demolished her house with dynamite just for the fun of it.



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21 Oct 2013, 8:49 am

Demolished trees with dynamite just for the fun of it.


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21 Oct 2013, 9:15 am

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21 Oct 2013, 9:17 am

Is a naughty goose that likes to bite people's fingers.


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21 Oct 2013, 9:25 am

Is a talented peacock that can tie shoe laces.


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21 Oct 2013, 9:27 am

Is a talented swan than can dance like a ballerina.


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21 Oct 2013, 11:53 am

Performed Swan Lake while on a bus going to work.



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21 Oct 2013, 11:55 am

Wears a leotard while playing lacrosse.


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21 Oct 2013, 12:01 pm

Dressed as Scooby Doo when attempting to get her drivers license.



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21 Oct 2013, 12:04 pm

Dressed as Snoopy when attempting to get his driver's license


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21 Oct 2013, 3:40 pm

Is only capable of driving in reverse.



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21 Oct 2013, 3:42 pm

Is not capable of driving 55 (mph).


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