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23 Oct 2013, 4:58 pm

Secretly hopes people will eat her delicious apparel.



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23 Oct 2013, 5:01 pm

Secretly hopes rabid zombies will eat out of his garbage can


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23 Oct 2013, 5:04 pm

Uses rabid zombies to build her a zombie proof fort.



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23 Oct 2013, 5:06 pm

Builds forts out of rolls of toilet paper.


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23 Oct 2013, 5:12 pm

Is not sure of the purpose of toilet paper.



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23 Oct 2013, 5:13 pm

Is not sure of the purpose of the toilet.


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23 Oct 2013, 6:29 pm

washes their hair in the toilet


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23 Oct 2013, 6:50 pm

Uses toilet water as toothpaste


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23 Oct 2013, 6:52 pm

Seasons her spaghetti with toothpaste.



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24 Oct 2013, 10:03 am

Grew a tooth up his nose.


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24 Oct 2013, 10:22 am

looks up peoples noses


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24 Oct 2013, 3:40 pm

Spain reported that a Giant Squid washed up on their beach.

They were wrong.

Marine Biologists determined that it was actually Danmac.


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24 Oct 2013, 3:41 pm

Is actually the real Sasquatch.


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24 Oct 2013, 3:49 pm

Promised not to tell!

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24 Oct 2013, 4:18 pm

Literally cried a river and named it her name backwards.


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25 Oct 2013, 10:53 am

makes jello everyday and keeps it in their socks


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