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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 77,117Location: UK
Always has a banana stuck in his left ear.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Found a bat in her handkerchief after blowing her nose.
Likes eating ants.
Thinks traffic lights are there just to make the streets look more colourful.
^^Well aren't they? Walks at 50 miles an hour.
ThetaIn3D Veteran
Joined: 14 Mar 2013Age: 41Gender: MalePosts: 4,343Location: Seattle
Flies to work using nothing but her arms and Red Bull.
Uses Duracell batteries to run 400 km to work everyday.
WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 37Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Makes spaghetti out of balls of yarn.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Wears 'D' cell batteries as earrings. Sylkat
Wears number plates as earrings.
Wears spaghetti hoops for earrings
Wears Froot Loops for earrings.
Tried to buy a 24-carat gold ring with 24 carrots.
Puts rat poison in all the cheesecakes.
Feeds said cheesecakes to unsuspecting rats.
Performs CPR on rabid animals.