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25 Oct 2013, 11:15 am

Always has a banana stuck in his left ear.


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25 Oct 2013, 1:23 pm

Found a bat in her handkerchief after blowing her nose.



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25 Oct 2013, 1:26 pm

Likes eating ants.


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25 Oct 2013, 1:32 pm

Thinks traffic lights are there just to make the streets look more colourful.



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25 Oct 2013, 1:34 pm

^^Well aren't they? :wink:

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25 Oct 2013, 1:43 pm

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25 Oct 2013, 2:45 pm

Uses Duracell batteries to run 400 km to work everyday.



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25 Oct 2013, 2:46 pm

Makes spaghetti out of balls of yarn.


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25 Oct 2013, 2:47 pm

Wears 'D' cell batteries as earrings.


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25 Oct 2013, 2:50 pm

Wears number plates as earrings.



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25 Oct 2013, 2:57 pm

Wears spaghetti hoops for earrings


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25 Oct 2013, 2:59 pm

Wears Froot Loops for earrings.


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25 Oct 2013, 3:22 pm

Tried to buy a 24-carat gold ring with 24 carrots.



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25 Oct 2013, 3:28 pm

Puts rat poison in all the cheesecakes.


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25 Oct 2013, 3:42 pm

Feeds said cheesecakes to unsuspecting rats.



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25 Oct 2013, 3:43 pm

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