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25 Oct 2013, 3:48 pm

Performs CPR on mannequins.



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25 Oct 2013, 3:49 pm

French-kissed a mannequin


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26 Oct 2013, 5:44 am

Ooh-la-la :lol:

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26 Oct 2013, 8:47 am

Did not attend my wedding with said doll.


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27 Oct 2013, 4:13 pm

Dressed up like the Grim Reaper for the wedding.



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27 Oct 2013, 4:16 pm

Dressed up like Freddie Krueger for his wedding.


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27 Oct 2013, 4:23 pm

Taught Freddie Krueger everything he knows.



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27 Oct 2013, 4:25 pm

Taught Jason Voorhees everything he knows


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27 Oct 2013, 4:29 pm

Asks rotting tomatoes for advice.



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27 Oct 2013, 4:30 pm

Asks mutant Venus flytraps for advice.


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27 Oct 2013, 4:33 pm

Plots the downfall of daffodils.



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27 Oct 2013, 4:36 pm

Plots the downfall of poppies


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27 Oct 2013, 8:17 pm

Has a mortal fear of daisies because there might be dead people (or "potential zombies") underneath them.


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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27 Oct 2013, 9:02 pm

Never sniffs daisies; is afraid that they will bite his nose.


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28 Oct 2013, 5:15 am

Hides behind daisies and bites the noses of those who smell them.



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28 Oct 2013, 8:45 am

Makes three-piece suits out of daisies.


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