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03 Nov 2013, 1:45 pm

Tried to use the Albert Memorial as a scratching post.


Got in trouble.


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03 Nov 2013, 2:00 pm

Tried to eat the moon in one bite, but chipped her teeth.


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03 Nov 2013, 2:03 pm

Heard that the moon is made of green cheese...

Has an obsession to go there to hunt for big, plump Interstellar Rats.


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03 Nov 2013, 2:05 pm

Dated one of said rats.


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03 Nov 2013, 2:35 pm

Wanted to date Garfield, but he was more interested in his lasagna.


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03 Nov 2013, 3:52 pm

Ate all of Garfield's food when he wasn't looking.


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03 Nov 2013, 5:32 pm

Tied Superman's cape to a door handle when he wasn't looking.


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03 Nov 2013, 5:37 pm

Secretly wishes she has X-ray vision so she can spy on her neighbors without getting caught.


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03 Nov 2013, 5:47 pm

Secretly wishes your neighbors will catch you spying on them while rubbing a eucalyptus leaf across your head.



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03 Nov 2013, 6:01 pm

Is part-human, part koala.


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04 Nov 2013, 1:07 am

Has a part-time job as a lamppost.



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04 Nov 2013, 4:45 am

Regularly makes grown men cry.



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04 Nov 2013, 9:51 am

Cries whenever he accidentally steps on a flower.


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04 Nov 2013, 10:56 am

pees on peons


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04 Nov 2013, 11:31 am

Pops poppies.


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04 Nov 2013, 11:42 am

Dusts dustbunnies.