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07 Nov 2013, 3:34 pm

Is a cross-dressing lumberjack


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07 Nov 2013, 3:48 pm

sweeps the streets that she used to own


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07 Nov 2013, 3:51 pm

Uses a boat as a saddle.



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07 Nov 2013, 3:52 pm

Uses a horseshoe as an oar.


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07 Nov 2013, 3:55 pm

Licks other peoples fingers at a fast food joint.



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07 Nov 2013, 4:01 pm

Made a "hand sandwich" by placing his own hand between two slices of bread.


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08 Nov 2013, 6:07 am

Can't understand the procedure of making a sandwich.....

Places a slice of bread between two slices of meat.


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08 Nov 2013, 7:46 am

Swam through the English channels and decided on BBC1


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08 Nov 2013, 9:11 am

Performs open heart surgery on flies with a pair of tweezers.


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08 Nov 2013, 9:17 am

Performs open heart surgery on elephants with a chainsaw.


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08 Nov 2013, 12:19 pm

Hunts potatoes for a living.



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08 Nov 2013, 1:52 pm

Hunts cabbages for a living.


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08 Nov 2013, 6:03 pm

Hunts onions for a living.


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08 Nov 2013, 6:05 pm

Hunts corn for a living


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08 Nov 2013, 6:09 pm

Tortures onions by peeling them slowly.


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08 Nov 2013, 6:13 pm

Tortures bananas by peeling them slowly.


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