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08 Nov 2013, 6:21 pm

Greases her throat daily in order to swallow whole bananas.


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08 Nov 2013, 6:27 pm

Doesn't notice that the current page of this thread is the year of The Declaration Of Independence.



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08 Nov 2013, 6:29 pm

Is actually born the same year the Declaration of Independence was signed.


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08 Nov 2013, 6:30 pm

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08 Nov 2013, 6:37 pm

Lives in a flower patch like the mouse in her avatar.


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08 Nov 2013, 7:07 pm

Owns a cat that is so heavy, when it gets on an elevator, the elevator has to go down.



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09 Nov 2013, 1:41 am

that they just read what I wrote , you don't have anything better to do with your time , no offense I don't why do you think I'm here ?


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09 Nov 2013, 8:01 am

Thinks 'Aussie' refers to Ozzie Osborne.


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09 Nov 2013, 9:55 am

Thinks a dormouse is a mouse that eats doors.


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09 Nov 2013, 10:01 am

Put out a newspaper ad for humans to apply to be her owner, and then held interviews to personally assess all the applicants (with cat references). Dog owners need not apply.


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09 Nov 2013, 10:41 am

Bought a pet falcon so he can use it to attack his neighbors.


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10 Nov 2013, 1:33 am

(actually, that is not such a bad idea; may I borrow it?)

Sprinkled catnip on her Christmas tree.


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10 Nov 2013, 2:11 am

Thinks that Chris Christie will make a good president.



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10 Nov 2013, 2:15 am

Is actually a Red Robin restaurant in human form.



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10 Nov 2013, 2:16 am

Has an avatar that is WAY too happy.


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10 Nov 2013, 2:23 am

Has an avatar almost as happy as mine.