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Sylkat
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14 Nov 2013, 11:50 am

Grows roses in sewage, then wonders why they smell odd.


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14 Nov 2013, 12:24 pm

Bathes in sewage, then wonders why she smells odd.



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14 Nov 2013, 1:18 pm

Is enrolled in a 12 step program to overcome a debilitating phonics addiction


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14 Nov 2013, 1:26 pm

Was approached to endorse the 12-step program (called "Hooked on Phonics") and now says it "Works For Me!" (tm)



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14 Nov 2013, 1:35 pm

tries to catch mice by lying down flat with an open mouth and a bit of cheese on the tip of the nose


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14 Nov 2013, 3:42 pm

Eats hay with spaghetti sauce.


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14 Nov 2013, 4:46 pm

Eats spaghetti with hay sauce.



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14 Nov 2013, 5:05 pm

Shouts "Fire" in public libraries to get reactions.


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14 Nov 2013, 5:35 pm

they think porn is evil, their kinda right I suppose.


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15 Nov 2013, 12:21 pm

Tries to live inside a vacuum cleaner, so he can experience what living in space is like.



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15 Nov 2013, 2:59 pm

Has several posters of vacuum cleaners tacked to his bedroom walls.



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15 Nov 2013, 3:34 pm

Has several posters of refrigerators tacked to his bedroom walls.


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15 Nov 2013, 5:32 pm

Swallows tic-tac's when she has a headache.



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15 Nov 2013, 5:39 pm

Drinks perfume to cure his bad breath.


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15 Nov 2013, 5:44 pm

Eats raw garlic and onions to cure hers.



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15 Nov 2013, 5:46 pm

Made a bazooka designed to shoot garlic and onions, and tested it on vampires.


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