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17 Nov 2013, 10:15 am

Had four pet armadillos who bit her toes because they did not like the names that she gave them.

They preferred Heliotrope, Morgenthern, Arbuthnot, and Garibaldi.


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17 Nov 2013, 10:17 am

Was once eaten by an armadillo - with barbecue sauce.


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17 Nov 2013, 12:14 pm

Uses bbq sauce instead of oil in her car's engine.



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17 Nov 2013, 12:31 pm

Used Italian dressing as gasoline for his gas tank.


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17 Nov 2013, 6:11 pm

Coughed up a hairball on the backseat of someone's Rolls Royce.


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17 Nov 2013, 6:12 pm

Is once mistaken for a hairball.


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17 Nov 2013, 6:18 pm

eats coal and poops diamonds, sounds like most of our mining billionaires good luck to them getting rich from commonwealth held assets :roll:


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17 Nov 2013, 6:26 pm

Is spending next weekend planting daffodil bulbs half way up the north facing side of Uluru.


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17 Nov 2013, 6:43 pm

Plants eggplants on the west side of Pluto.


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17 Nov 2013, 6:43 pm

Thinks that 'Uluru' is a great name for a goldfish.

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17 Nov 2013, 6:52 pm

But thinks Uluru would be a much better name for her pet squid.


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18 Nov 2013, 11:45 am

Named her squid - "Squib", just to use the idiom "a damp squib", once taking it out of it's water bowl.



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18 Nov 2013, 12:02 pm

Tried to mate my squid with a pigeon so he can name their love child "Squab".


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18 Nov 2013, 12:07 pm

Uses a pigeon to send messages to other people in her house.



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18 Nov 2013, 12:10 pm

Uses a giraffe to reach high places.


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18 Nov 2013, 12:34 pm

Uses rat tails as dental floss.