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WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 37Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Uses elephant tails as toothbrushes.
ThetaIn3D Veteran
Joined: 14 Mar 2013Age: 41Gender: MalePosts: 4,343Location: Seattle
Uses Raven claws as back-scratchers.
Uses peacock feathers as a fan.
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 159Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Isn't a fan of peacocks or peahens for that matter.
Isn't a fan of fans.
smudge Veteran
Joined: 6 Sep 2006Age: 37Gender: FemalePosts: 7,716Location: Moved on
Turned her kitchen tap into a lemonade dispenser.
Turned her kitchen tap into a Gatorade dispenser
Fries eggs on her kitchen counter.
Fries eggs in her bathroom sink.
Has a ceiling made of pancakes that were flipped too high.
octobertiger Veteran
Joined: 22 Sep 2013Age: 46Gender: MalePosts: 1,949
Searches the clouds to find Lucy, and a diamond mine.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Literally digs for diamonds in his nose.
Digs for diamonds in his navel.
Goes through 94 boxes of tissues a day.
Drinks 40 bottles of pop a day.
Uses 23 bottles of fabric softener every day.