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WitchsCat
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18 Nov 2013, 4:56 pm

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18 Nov 2013, 4:58 pm

Uses 39 bottles of mayonnaise every day.



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18 Nov 2013, 4:58 pm

Uses 47 bottles of ketchup a day.


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18 Nov 2013, 5:02 pm

Keeps Jimmy Hoffa under her kitchen table.



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18 Nov 2013, 5:12 pm

Keeps Waldo from "Where's Waldo" in his closet.


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18 Nov 2013, 5:19 pm

Keeps David Hasselhoff in her make-up drawer, in case she needs any tips.


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18 Nov 2013, 5:20 pm

Keeps Donald Trump's cufflinks in his rear pocket.



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18 Nov 2013, 5:21 pm

Keeps 100 clowns under his bed.


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18 Nov 2013, 5:24 pm

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Keeps Donald Trump's cufflinks in his rear pocket.


HIS??! !


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19 Nov 2013, 4:59 am

Turns into a sombrero when people describe her as 'his'.



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19 Nov 2013, 6:23 am

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19 Nov 2013, 12:01 pm

prefers the flea rodeo to the flea circus


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19 Nov 2013, 12:54 pm

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19 Nov 2013, 1:49 pm

is a black market trans fats dealer


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19 Nov 2013, 3:35 pm

Falls asleep in random people's cars.


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19 Nov 2013, 4:53 pm

Falls asleep on random people's radiators. :cat: