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WitchsCat
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19 Nov 2013, 4:59 pm

Steals other people's radiators to make them into a robot.


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19 Nov 2013, 6:26 pm

Uses a radiator to tame/straighten her hair.


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19 Nov 2013, 6:35 pm

Has landed a new job on "Dog and Beth on the Hunt" as the 2nd assistant final cigarette lighterer come mace can filler uperer.


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19 Nov 2013, 6:38 pm

Has landed a new job as titler of strange occupations.



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19 Nov 2013, 6:57 pm

Started an upper class magazine in 1780s Britain called 'Titler' but it fell flat.


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19 Nov 2013, 7:01 pm

Drinks hot sauce like soda on the streets of Britain.



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20 Nov 2013, 3:34 pm

Eats jalapeño peppers like M&Ms on the streets of France.


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20 Nov 2013, 6:24 pm

Eats chicken livers like candy on the streets of Bangladesh.



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20 Nov 2013, 6:34 pm

Drinks horseradish like beer on the streets of Mexico.


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20 Nov 2013, 7:16 pm

Lives near a tree by a river, where there's a hole in the ground, where an old man of Aran goes around and around.


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20 Nov 2013, 8:25 pm

Used to live in a hole in the ground now lives in the treetops.



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21 Nov 2013, 7:43 am

Keeps a fridge full of old food to grow mould to make up and sell as Santa beards.



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21 Nov 2013, 10:10 am

Squeezes bunnies to get "chocolate" chips for cookies.


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21 Nov 2013, 10:36 am

Has many, many tooth marks on his hands from trying to obtain 'chocolate chips' from bunnies who did not want to participate in his cookie-baking project.


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21 Nov 2013, 3:34 pm

Makes chocolate chip pizza as her signature dish.


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21 Nov 2013, 5:56 pm

Makes chocolate chip pizza for her friends once a month.