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26 Nov 2013, 12:12 pm

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Used a sombrero as a Frisbee for his dog.

Got shot by Pancho Villa for disrespect.


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I'm a 'she', people.


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26 Nov 2013, 12:30 pm

Sorry, Smudge...

Pancho Villa shot HER for disrespecting his sombrero.


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26 Nov 2013, 4:22 pm

Would you believe, all this time, I also thought Smudge was a he? My bad.



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26 Nov 2013, 4:50 pm

^^ Thought Smudge was a "he". :P


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26 Nov 2013, 4:55 pm

Flushed a lit cherry bomb down the White House toilet.


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26 Nov 2013, 8:42 pm

Teaches Madonna all the hip new dance moves.



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27 Nov 2013, 1:49 am

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27 Nov 2013, 2:43 am

Starred in Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. Spent all the earnings on a pink caterpillar farm.



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27 Nov 2013, 3:35 pm

Rode said caterpillar to Kalamazoo.


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28 Nov 2013, 1:00 am

Bought a suit and a tiny tophat for said caterpiller to wear to the party.



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28 Nov 2013, 3:25 am

Got the suit tailored for a better fit.



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28 Nov 2013, 4:03 am

Left the caterpillar nude and wore the suit him/herself.



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28 Nov 2013, 8:58 am

Bought a Venus flytrap corsage for said suit.


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28 Nov 2013, 9:34 am

The Venus Flytrap ate the caterpillar.

And his suit, too.


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28 Nov 2013, 9:51 am

Is also eaten by Venus flytrap corsage.


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28 Nov 2013, 4:44 pm

Likes to dress flowers in sexy lingerie.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)