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smudge Veteran
Joined: 6 Sep 2006Age: 37Gender: FemalePosts: 7,716Location: Moved on
Wears a mini bobble hat on each eyelash to keep himself warm.
WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 37Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Wanted to be a con artist when she grew up.
lolcatwt Blue Jay
Joined: 25 Nov 2013Age: 57Gender: FemalePosts: 79
Wears a brassiere crafted from Spam and persimmon pudding.
Wears stockings made of snake skin and horseradish
salamandaqwerty Veteran
Joined: 26 Nov 2013Age: 45Gender: MalePosts: 1,378
werbert mules vast quantities of drugs through customs for me
salamandaqwerty thinks werbet is withscat
Hoards little green men in his car trunk.
Is on the microscopic diet, and it's working out really well.
Makes cookies out of amoebae.
on a variant of the microscope diet only eats stethoscopes
Is on a dirt-only diet.
likes to make tiny intricate figurines of abstract philosophical concepts out of jade and cracked saphire
hides obscure references to16th century existential poetry inside big mac packaging
Dresses like he lives in the 16th century.
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 159Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Likes to get on all fours and bark like a dog when the post-person delivers the mail.
Likes to climb telephone poles when the wires are broken.