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28 Nov 2013, 4:50 pm

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28 Nov 2013, 5:16 pm

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28 Nov 2013, 5:20 pm

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28 Nov 2013, 5:23 pm

Wears stockings made of snake skin and horseradish


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28 Nov 2013, 5:45 pm

werbert mules vast quantities of drugs through customs for me



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28 Nov 2013, 5:46 pm

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28 Nov 2013, 6:24 pm

Hoards little green men in his car trunk.


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28 Nov 2013, 6:36 pm

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28 Nov 2013, 6:38 pm

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28 Nov 2013, 6:39 pm

on a variant of the microscope diet only eats stethoscopes



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28 Nov 2013, 6:41 pm

Is on a dirt-only diet.


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28 Nov 2013, 6:49 pm

likes to make tiny intricate figurines of abstract philosophical concepts out of jade and cracked saphire



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28 Nov 2013, 7:33 pm

hides obscure references to16th century existential poetry inside big mac packaging


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29 Nov 2013, 9:25 am

Dresses like he lives in the 16th century.


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29 Nov 2013, 4:46 pm

Likes to get on all fours and bark like a dog when the post-person delivers the mail.


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29 Nov 2013, 5:06 pm

Likes to climb telephone poles when the wires are broken.


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