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29 Nov 2013, 5:20 pm

keeps the world from complete social collapse by advising all the worlds leaders on diplomatic policies. its a shame they don't always listen


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29 Nov 2013, 5:28 pm

Steals every painting from his local museum, vandalized them, and returns them.


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29 Nov 2013, 5:33 pm

I consider it improvement.

likes to dance an incredible complicated Chinese folk dance in the middle of fast food outlets


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29 Nov 2013, 5:46 pm

Serves Chinese food to rodeo clowns.


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29 Nov 2013, 5:51 pm

I serve it on the back of a rampaging bull.

is building a spaceship in their living room


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29 Nov 2013, 5:52 pm

Is building a submarine in his bathroom


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29 Nov 2013, 5:57 pm

carries a large Assyrian earthen ware vase on her head everywhere they go,


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29 Nov 2013, 6:02 pm

Has a detachable head.


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29 Nov 2013, 6:06 pm

has a cyborg cat she uses for global domination


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29 Nov 2013, 6:08 pm

His chimney actually launches missiles.


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29 Nov 2013, 6:15 pm

sneaks up behind people at the supermarket and places brussel sprouts in their trolley


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29 Nov 2013, 6:37 pm

Makes model airplanes out of brussel sprouts.


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29 Nov 2013, 6:46 pm

is a fervent believer in the existence of goblins in her backyard that worship her cat as a god


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29 Nov 2013, 6:47 pm

makes mistakes on forums and accidentally posts multiples of the same message


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29 Nov 2013, 6:47 pm

Once dated an Egyptian goddess.


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29 Nov 2013, 6:55 pm

smells slightly of sandalwood and himalayan rhododendrons.


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