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29 Nov 2013, 7:09 pm

Has to go but has had fun :)


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29 Nov 2013, 7:33 pm

Tried to teach the Mazurka to rodeo clowns while they were working.

Got trampled by an irritable Brahma Bull.


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29 Nov 2013, 11:29 pm

is a world renowned mycologist


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30 Nov 2013, 7:51 am

Tries to make two totally alike snowflakes.


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30 Nov 2013, 7:52 am

Slices under a mushroom.

Fries aphids for dinner.


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30 Nov 2013, 7:58 am

Sticks tongue to telephone poles when it is warm out.


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30 Nov 2013, 8:32 am

Will be eating turkey sandwiches from now until 4th July 2014.


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30 Nov 2013, 9:59 am

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30 Nov 2013, 10:07 am

Became the president of Antarctica 5 days ago.


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30 Nov 2013, 10:20 am

Became the President of Mars 5 days ago.


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30 Nov 2013, 10:46 am

Likes to smear President Butter all over her house windows to make cleaning them more of a chore.


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30 Nov 2013, 11:19 am

Likes to smear fluffernutter all over his kitchen floor to make mopping more of a chore.


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30 Nov 2013, 5:21 pm

is endeavouring to employ tom cruise to steal Donald trumps wig by swooping down on a rope and snatching it.


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30 Nov 2013, 6:40 pm

Shaved Tom Cruise's head while he slept.


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30 Nov 2013, 6:52 pm

Yelled at Tom Cruise for jumping on her couch which was still covered in clear plastic.



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30 Nov 2013, 6:54 pm

arranges their collection of stuffed toys according to their emotional needs


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