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ThetaIn3D
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30 Nov 2013, 7:05 pm

Mixes cement with an eggbeater.



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30 Nov 2013, 7:45 pm

uses the same eggbeater to make brownies and get stoned


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30 Nov 2013, 9:21 pm

existence diminishes slightly everyday


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01 Dec 2013, 5:21 am

wears a brand new leopard skin pillbox hat that balances on his head just like a mattress balances on a bottle of wine


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01 Dec 2013, 6:39 am

Has started to reattach last year's Christmas tree needles individually using glue. It should be ready to have the baubles hung by Christmas 2032.


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01 Dec 2013, 8:29 am

Starts to melt when stored at 20 °C.


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01 Dec 2013, 10:06 am

Spontaneously combusts when he sneezes.


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01 Dec 2013, 12:35 pm

Coughed up a hair ball that looks like Steve Buscemi.

Is trying to sell it on eBay.


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01 Dec 2013, 1:02 pm

Made a gelatin sculpture of Hugh Laurie.


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01 Dec 2013, 3:07 pm

Created a beautiful sculpture of Jamie Dornan out of chewed bubblegum and then attempted to chew it all at one time.



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01 Dec 2013, 3:12 pm

Makes jewelry out of used bubblegum.


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01 Dec 2013, 3:15 pm

Applying for position of most adorable papier mache sculptor.


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01 Dec 2013, 3:56 pm

Makes toupees out of hairs of Barbie dolls.


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01 Dec 2013, 5:04 pm

Talks to Barbie dolls like they are a counselor and gets angry and shakes them when they do not answer her questions.



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01 Dec 2013, 5:10 pm

Thinks mannequins were real people who became frozen after staring at Medusa.


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01 Dec 2013, 5:16 pm

Well, they are, silly.


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