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Granted, but you get bored after doing that.

I wish I could make my own car.

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Granted! but it will fall apart into a million pieces tomorrow

I wish to have a very heavy girlfriend who does NOT take slim fast

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Granted, your girlfriend is Bessie, from the movie Cars.

I wish to have a girl friend who does NOT weigh more than 200 lbs.

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Granted! she is a neonatal baby from childrens memorial weighing 22 ounces

I wish my girlfriend were soft and squishy and really heavy

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Granted your girlfriend is a pile of oatmeal.

I wish for a girlfriend who weighs 200lbs. or less, is 16, and is human.

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Granted! But she is a narcissistic sociopath who makes your life a living hell!

I wish I could make money in my sleep.

Granted! you invest in the stock market in japan BUT it crashes tomorrow

I wish i had a 1000 pound warm sticky sumo wrestling girlfriend

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Granted: However 1000 pounds is more than the legs can take, so all she can do is lie around.

I wish I was less talented so there would be a point in working hard. (Luxury problem I know )

Your wish is granted and corrupted... what ever it is

I wish I could find referance art online without having to sort through a ton of porn first (Seriously there should be a special internet for porn so that you wouldn't 'fall' over it like this. It should have .cum instead of .com )

ROFL at the .cum TLD ill have to tell ICANN about it hahahaha...

I wish my girlfriend had arms so big she could wrap me up in them and lay on top of me with her 1000 poundness and not kill me by suffocation

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

You can have your wish when mine is granted, not before

I don't believe I have ever seen the shortening TLD before, what does it mean?

Granted! but you find the referance art at .cum domains and porn on .coms

I wish my girlfriend had arms so big she could wrap me up in them and lay on top of me with her 1000 poundness and not kill me by suffocation

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but her hands and fingernails would also be in proportion, so he fingernails would be like huge razors.

I wish I could sing

Unless you are mute you can already sing, maybe not very well, but you can still sing. anyway...

Granted: You can sing Row row row your boat, and nothing else.

I wish for simplicity

I welcome you to the stick figure and paper world. We follow the laws of the great pencil.

I wish I was liked as a professor of Pokemon, and had students.