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03 Dec 2013, 5:55 pm

Thinks the Pet Cat Of Father Christmas gets Fish Cakes instead of Fruitcakes.


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03 Dec 2013, 6:10 pm

Thinks the pet mouse of Santa Claus gets cheesecake instead of fruit cake.


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03 Dec 2013, 6:46 pm

Thinks that the fleas in Saint Nicholas' beard get Blood Pudding instead of Plum Pudding!


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03 Dec 2013, 6:52 pm

Thinks reindeer are deer made of rain.


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04 Dec 2013, 6:03 am

Threw a full trifle at Jeremy Kyle and asked him could she lick it off.


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04 Dec 2013, 6:40 am

Told Jeremy Kyle that he needed a shower.


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04 Dec 2013, 6:52 am

Stole the crown jewels and sold them on the flee market.


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04 Dec 2013, 10:38 am

Stole the Crown Jewels.

Did not sell them.

Gloats over them in secret, late at night, in her basement.

Chuckling to herself.


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04 Dec 2013, 3:50 pm

Stole the Crown Jewels and replaced them with hard candy.


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04 Dec 2013, 6:07 pm

Choreographs a morning workout for HM The Queen each morning utilising Madonna:Hard Candy as the accompanying music.


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04 Dec 2013, 6:09 pm

Did the Macarena with HM The Queen.


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04 Dec 2013, 6:19 pm

Tried to get HM The Queen to "twerk it!".

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04 Dec 2013, 6:32 pm

Currently resides in the city dump.


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04 Dec 2013, 6:45 pm

makes documentaries about the dump and never shows them to anybody?


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04 Dec 2013, 6:54 pm

Makes documentaries about documentary filmmakers and only shows them to their families.


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04 Dec 2013, 10:53 pm

Makes documentaries of random people and tries to sell them at Sundance.