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sonofghandi
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11 Dec 2013, 1:14 pm

is in love with a maple tree named Mr Barky


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11 Dec 2013, 1:28 pm

Owns a transsexual chimpanzee called veronica.


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11 Dec 2013, 1:34 pm

Tests cosmetics on transexual chimps in the basement of a nuclear power plant, bringing out all kinds of different protestors


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11 Dec 2013, 1:58 pm

Wrote his full life story and nearly filled one page.


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11 Dec 2013, 2:41 pm

Wrote her full life story, which was banned on three planets.


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11 Dec 2013, 4:13 pm

Wrote her life story, which is as big as a planet.


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11 Dec 2013, 8:12 pm

Fell in love with the image in the mirror.


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11 Dec 2013, 9:40 pm

Mirrors every movement her cat makes while she walks on the carpet on all fours. ;)



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11 Dec 2013, 9:53 pm

Bathes like a cat does.


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12 Dec 2013, 8:37 am

Climbs all the impossible trees
and spreads her wondrous pressence
with joy and dreams
and watchamacallits
everyday

cause every day is christmas day
when Sylkat give us presents
her witty wry and dreamy eye
and watchamacallits
everyday

she pretty neat
she's got us beat
she'll post again before we blink
and Slykats presents
will once again
rain down upon us
from the sky
like Santa Clause
flying by

Hi Slykat!
(Waves)


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12 Dec 2013, 1:22 pm

You're a poet!

And you know it!


And you're not afraid to show it!


Sylkat :D



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12 Dec 2013, 4:38 pm

Was actually created by Dr. Seuss


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12 Dec 2013, 4:42 pm

is really a starbellied sneech who escaped from the story


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12 Dec 2013, 4:46 pm

Is actually from Whoville.


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12 Dec 2013, 5:09 pm

is in charge of writing the naughty list for santa


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12 Dec 2013, 5:11 pm

Made it to the naughty list 34 times.


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