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Sylkat
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12 Dec 2013, 8:38 pm

Takes bribes from bad kids to be taken off of the 'Naughty List'.


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13 Dec 2013, 12:13 am

Had flim-flam in a wig-wam but the bantam wouldn't fly.



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13 Dec 2013, 3:40 pm

Thinks all Native American tepees are made from toilet paper.


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13 Dec 2013, 4:03 pm

Thinks that the Native Americans constructed castles, but that we haven't found them, yet.


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13 Dec 2013, 5:23 pm

Lives in a castle made of gingerbread.


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13 Dec 2013, 11:50 pm

Baked gingerbread cookies once but forgot and left out one ingredient......ginger.



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14 Dec 2013, 7:48 am

Carved a surfboard out of gingerbread, could not understand why no one would buy it.


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14 Dec 2013, 9:54 am

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14 Dec 2013, 12:23 pm

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14 Dec 2013, 12:35 pm

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14 Dec 2013, 2:21 pm

diet consists of mostly furniture


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14 Dec 2013, 3:25 pm

His diet consists mostly of Douglas fir trees.


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14 Dec 2013, 5:00 pm

Her diet consists mainly of dieticians.



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14 Dec 2013, 5:13 pm

He ate his own hand for breakfast last week day.


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14 Dec 2013, 5:17 pm

Owns a business which specializes in ruining peoples recently bought valuables.



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14 Dec 2013, 5:18 pm

Owns somebody else's lost marbles.


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