BANNED (The Game)

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You're banned for skipping the ' and the e

You're banned because: Fixed!

I've had a stressful day, I'm not surprised I did that. However rare. Dang, now I'll never live it down.

Banned for favoring extremely mild dirty words, like "dang." Be a man, say instead "Perkele!"

Banned for getting around this site's censorship of profanity by using foreign swear words.

Sounds like a plan.

Banned for not being part of the plan.

Banned: for being an architect's plan for a crab holiday resort.

Banned for not submitting the electrical plans for the Krab Resort on time.

Or "cazzo"! (Sorry Mooms if you're reading this; it was in the news recently, for the most amusing of reasons. And if you didn't know what it meant before, I bet you will shortly, haha. )

Banned for thinking Finns haven't looked it up.

It's one of those Italian dirty words which are pronounced the same as an innocent word in Finnish, and which Finnish tourists in Italy say aloud a dozen times a day. In this case, the Finnish word is "Katso!" which means "Look!"

P.S. Oh yes, you meant Moomingirl looking it up, not me. (Nvm.)

Banned because the first part of that sentence was for you after all, and just included a lengthy disclaimer for Moomingirl. And banned a 2nd time for teaching me something really funny that will have me laughing at random moments during the day, whenever I happen to imagine Finnish tourists wandering around Italy.

Banned for thinking you need to apologise to me for swearing.

1) I am quite fluent in the use of Italian swear words, and certainly didn't need to look that up.

2) I am still unsure how I have managed to give people here the impression that I am some kind of nice, sweet girl. I can use swear words in English that would (in fact, did) make a table full of marines choke on their drinks. I am not shy. At all. In fact, the words "here comes trouble" are regularly used when I enter a room.

There, does that clear up the illusions?

Edit - thanks for the new word Krabo.

Banned for assuming illusions can be cleared up.

Banned because I didn't assume it would work, but I thought I would make a token effort.

Hear that, Theta? Should we ban her?

Banned for trying to call in backup when administering bans.

Banned: For scribbling without a licence.

Banned for checking licenses without the proper scribbles to provide you the authority.

Yes! You are banned for assuming I think you're a 'nice' person in exactly that way, when in actuality you were just the only known Italian reader in the room and I just wasn't 100% sure, so was just being circumspect.

Also, banned for not doing more to make sure you're not misrepresenting yourself; you may not always use "proper" language, but you seem nice enough to me nevertheless.

All this in jest, of course.

Oh PerkeleMerdeCazzo, what a day.