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i_wanna_blue
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14 Dec 2013, 5:28 pm

Steals peoples marbles and keeps it in her nasal cavity.



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14 Dec 2013, 5:30 pm

Gave CPR to a dead goldfish.


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14 Dec 2013, 5:33 pm

Fakes drowning so she can kiss the lifeguard when he gives her CPR.



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14 Dec 2013, 5:36 pm

Ate a bunch of grapes and pissed out a bottle of Chardonnay.


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14 Dec 2013, 5:38 pm

Has lost her scruples and is currently looking for them in this thread.


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14 Dec 2013, 5:45 pm

Found IWB's screw.

The one that came loose.


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14 Dec 2013, 8:15 pm

Wore an evening gown made of Christmas lights.


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14 Dec 2013, 8:24 pm

Connected herself to the national grid just to make her hair stand on end.


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14 Dec 2013, 11:30 pm

Went "off the grid" for five years to reconnect with trees, animals...nature.



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15 Dec 2013, 10:00 am

Was born in a treehouse made by squirrels.


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15 Dec 2013, 10:07 am

Invited all of us to a tea party in her tree house.

Then the branch broke.

WtchsCat looks funny with a teapot stuck on her head.


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15 Dec 2013, 10:33 am

Lives her whole life with a cookie jar stuck to her head because she just wanted to lick the crumbs.


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15 Dec 2013, 11:14 am

Broke the Santa-shaped cookie jar for fear that Sylkat's head would eventually grow in shape of Santa over time due to confined area.


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15 Dec 2013, 11:34 am

Likes to eat a rice crispy sandwich for dinner.


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15 Dec 2013, 11:39 am

Likes to eat cupcake sandwiches with mayo for lunch.


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15 Dec 2013, 11:40 am

Can swallow a cup cake whole, without chewing.


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